I used to reblog star trek now I just reblog memes

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

sorry, the website is down right now! i don't have the funds at the moment to pay for the domain. it'll be back up asap!

apologies for the downtime. for now, you can access poob here: https://watchpoob.neocities.org/

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying