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#xue yang saw them across the bar and he really digs their vibe ✳ @hanguan-achoo #(the man's gaydar works better than nasa spacecraft radars) ✳ @rosesapphire2323  #world's worst marriage guidance counselling ✳ @fishwink #xy is me watching this show for the 100th time because wangxian have me tied up to it ✳ @xiaojaan

#wwx: are you seriously drunk 😳🥴 drunkji: mn i deserved to be kissed >> @ohnoyizhan

#wei ying overhearing someone say 'boys always bully the ones they're sweet on' ✳

You must immediately explain to me why there is a new person among the Lan family (no, I was joking, don't explain)

#lan qiren getting kicked out of the family portrait by wei wuxian summarizes lan qiren's entire experience ✳ @peanutbutter-nutella #this is the best- lan qiren is off fuming somewhere- meanwhile- the three good little lans are all doing their lan things- and wwx is like- hehe wine- hehe- his little face ✳ @kordeliafawkes This is probably the closest we got to a Lan family picture post-canon. 🥴 ✳ @happylittlehyperfixation #lan family photo- lan qiren is hospitalized after got to know wwx became a lan- is lan wangji looking at his husband or the liquor in his husband's hand 🤔 ✳ @storyteller1001

#...(whispers) lan zhan.. @nottrina >>> #always reblog the bride/groom entering the room @yusahana6323 >>> #*wedding march plays in the background* @peanutbutter-nutella >>> WWX: But I’m supposed to be the bride Lan Zhan… @liadantaru >>> #local man stunned by best dressed prisoner of war in the jianghu @fishwink >>> I love how Lan Zhan makes it looks like those two Wen soldiers escorting him there under guard are actually his ladies in waiting @goodwife-two-shoes

#jin ling- his bravery is not in question- but his intelligence undoubtedly is- if he wasn't wwx's nephew he'd be a smear on the exquisite wall hangings >>> @fishwink #jiang cheng raised him as a dog >>> @wayofcloudbrain

#wwx: I wonder... do boys ever kiss other boys? lwj: you're coming with me >>> @i-guess-im-into-this-now #i've heard the back hill is the best place for some private ti- lan zhan! where are we going?- jingshi is better>>> @peanutbutter-nutella #lwj dragging his bf away to a secluded location to have his way with him- at least that’s what happened in LWJ’s head >>> @manonisamelon My husband dragging my indecisive ass to the nearest McDonald's before I become hangry and start yelling at him. >>> @happylittlehyperfixation

#“you're wearing my underwear” “your WHAT” >>>

#teenji despairs of his taste in men >>>

#the yiling laozu in his seductress mode and poor hanguang-jun had to dodge a bullet >>> @storyteller1001 #*knock knock* oh shit its lwj- think quick wwx how can you distract him from the corpse outside the window?- wwx: I'll just swing my hips in a slutty way and smile- lwj: suspicious but 👀 I'll allow it >>> @lovewanxian

#mr oblivious sprawling all over the desk of that boy he most definitely doesn't fancy >>>

#in which one has to admire lwj's iron self will when confronted with this- anyway- wwx is not bent over the nearest flat surface and railed into next week- yet >>>

#this looks like they’re in their courting phase and wen ning is their chaperone.- staying behind and trying to blend in with the crowd but close enough that Wei yings reputation isn’t on the line-so yes I’m crying >>> @exosvisual #wen ning the diligent chaperone making sure hanguang-jun doesn't try anything untoward- meanwhile wwx is already wearing his boyfriend's shirt >>> @hanguan-achoo

#lan wangji is becoming entangled in a beautiful web which he can't comprehend >>> @storyteller1001 #i just know this had to be a HORRIBLE moment for lwj- imagine hating this dude sooooo bad cos he’s a SCOUNDREL and ALWAYS getting into trouble and disturbing the peace- but he’s SO HOT so you’re only consolation is that surely he must be a shitty guy- and then he comes out here with ‘my only wish is to always be true to myself and to help others’- FUCK- i just KNOW he had to have been sooo pissed lmao- ‘goddamit he can’t be a good person TOO’ -lwj probably >>> @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

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