angel unaware

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW