These guys scared the ever loving shit out of my friend. They were my favorites, though.

Met this perpeller hat dip shit on crypto networking he was tacky as fuck and horibly ugly but i needed $7 so i took him to the half bath, pulled a total vacum on his shit and he like fell over knocked his head on the orante copper toilet seat dude was laying there for weeks lol

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer