"A symbol of beauty."

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

genshin kind of funny as fuck for having canonical nominative determinism

heyyy that's an awesome avoidance ritual you got there. i think we should chop carrots together and yes you might stab me to death and kill me and the police will take you away and your mom will cry in the court room asking why and you won't know what to say and your life will be ruined forever. but that's just a risk we have to take.

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Every time I remember the map of Dio’s mansion has a room labeled the “engine room” I lose my fucking shit. Like, what does that even mean? Why does the mansion have an engine room? What the fuck does that mean? Could Dio’s mansion potentially just. fucking blast off like the end of Vampire Hunter D or some shit I’m dying what the fuck

Howl’s Moving Castle 2: If You Thought Howl was an Asshole and a Drama Queen Get Ready to Fucking Shit Yourself

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here