bootylicious

whats this guy doin

what guy

he’s doin his best

That scene in the shining where he breaks down the door but instead of jack nicholson its the doulingo owl

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

deodorant

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

#CLOCKED

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

im not bovered

ello yewchube

this is the same man who did not mention that he was having another baby until the day the baby was born

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears