I was born to smother you with flowers.

see it never even occurs to me that you can fight & kill vampires. that’s not my first, immediate thought when i see them. not the penetration i have in mind

“here’s how to kill—” did you ever think that maybe i don’t want that? that we’re meant to live a happy life together? you sick fuck

My sister was telling me that she and her girlfriend went on a ghost tour for their anniversary, and at one point the tour guide mentioned there was a spooky haunted doll down inside a vent but phone flashlights usually weren't powerful enough to see it, so my sister whipped out the industrial-strength flashlight she carries in her purse at all times and the guide exclaimed "Oh! We should have lesbians on every tour!"

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

my sister and i were talking about fucked up female characters and my mother interjected with “we HAVE to lift up pathetic women.” um REAL SHIT!!!!!

Part of the reason T4T is so common is the mix of "don't freak out and kill me" plus "I'm not going through gender 101 with you," sure. It's way easier being trans with other trans people in that way. But also another part of it is a certain amount of wanting "holy shit your gender is so awesome, my gender is so awesome, I love what you're doing with gender, I'm amazing at gender" to go both ways. Which, not many cis people are like that about their gender. Not zero, but it's not common, and I just enjoy sharing the genderiness of it all too much.

guy who keeps trying to make u wanna kill him bc he finds your bloodlust hot

I don’t know how the stereotype became that women are the hysterical ones. Have you seen most people’s fathers when a slight inconvenience happens

of course you have prophetic dreams and pronouns

Guy at the bar keeps trying to pick a fight with you and when you turn him down and say you don't want to take it outside he busts out the biggest, saddest, most shining puppy dog eyes you've ever seen