Heavenly Creatures

i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

i’d rather die than do math in any context

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

dude tag your iliad spoilers my bard got laryngitis and his replacement was struck down after insane acts of hubris

networking this, emails that, linkedin this. maybe I don’t want to.