Big butt, bigger heart

sauteed her ass

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

That’s where I live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Harmacist

"at least one"

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

anime characters are like “this magic can only be performed if i recite the spell using the arcane forbidden language of Modern German”

@randomitemdrop

Item: carrot in bucket (cringe)

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

the what