a collection of miscellany

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

i am the very model of a modern gay millennial i have a tumblr blog and a prescription for estradiol i've problems economic, psychological, and medical and sympathies political which border on heretical

Currently thinking about 18/19 year old Toph getting thrown in some random podunk fire nation town’s one-cell jail and being like “hey I’m broke as hell but I’ve got a friend who can bail me out can I make a call” and then 2 hours later Fire Lord Zuko himself slams open the door yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHIT” 

Wei Wuxian coming out of the burial mounds not technically dead, but dead enough that inquiry works on him, to his chagrin

Wei Wuxian absolutely vibrating listening to Lan Wangji trying to summon ghosts because part of him is compelled to answer but if he does everyone will have so many questions and he's not entirely sure he can keep himself from answering them

Wei Wuxian accidentally going "What?" at the first notes of inquiry and everyone just stares at him

Lan Wangji staring straight into the middle distance while mentally googling the Lan sect rules to see if there's a loophole about kidnapping other sects disciples if they're already kinda dead/haunted

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guard

The Ides of March is almost here, and I have this great idea for how to celebrate this year!

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this is going around again so people are tagging it with references to various Astérix-related media & i realize that’s my fault for not saying exactly how i want it to be shot. I want it to be shot exactly like a modern heist movie - quick cuts, lens flares, the edges of things weirdly sharply defined, etc. there’s a scene where everyone gets fancy new clothes and obviously it’s expensive togas, which don’t look that different to modern eyes, but the movie treats it exactly like you would the scene where people get sharp new suits. none of the incongruities are ever addressed.

The leader of the heist says she can “take care of” the guards and, when asked how, pulls out a tiny brazier and says she learned how to miniaturize Greek fire. It was easy, really, she just [jargon goes here] and asked called on Artemis for help, and then [more jargon goes here]. This sounds EXACTLY like one of those scenes where the group supergenius creates a gun we all know couldn’t actually exist but it’s so buried in buzzwords you can’t help believing it anyway.

so i've seen time travel aus where nie huaisang and jin guangyao get thrown back in time with their current memories intact and decide to work together and it Fixes Everything so Everyone Lives and like that's fine that's cool i get the appeal... but what i really want is an au where they go back and decide "perfect i'm gonna grind that bastard to paste before he can hurt da-ge" and "ok fine i guess i have to kill both nie brothers before one of them gets me" and —and this last part is crucial— their attempts to violently burn each other to the ground accidentally Fix Everything.

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

I want the hospital director to be some dark entity that feeds on human misery but figured out that if you successfully treat the source of the misery then instead of hunting you down as an abomination the humans start bringing more miserable people to your house en masse and things kinda got out of hand from there.

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