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on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time
Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”
Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”
Morticia: “fascinating”
Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!
Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty
Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!
*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*
Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is
Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better
*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*
Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.
Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead
Their reunion is highly emotional
i am the very model of a modern gay millennial i have a tumblr blog and a prescription for estradiol i've problems economic, psychological, and medical and sympathies political which border on heretical
demonic cultivators Wei Wuxian & Jiang Cheng for @soresus
Currently thinking about 18/19 year old Toph getting thrown in some random podunk fire nation town’s one-cell jail and being like “hey I’m broke as hell but I’ve got a friend who can bail me out can I make a call” and then 2 hours later Fire Lord Zuko himself slams open the door yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHIT”

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Wei Wuxian coming out of the burial mounds not technically dead, but dead enough that inquiry works on him, to his chagrin
Wei Wuxian absolutely vibrating listening to Lan Wangji trying to summon ghosts because part of him is compelled to answer but if he does everyone will have so many questions and he's not entirely sure he can keep himself from answering them
Wei Wuxian accidentally going "What?" at the first notes of inquiry and everyone just stares at him
Jiang Cheng yelling at everyone to stop fucking around because clearly his shidi is fine, he's walking around and talking isn't he?
Wei Wuxian, right behind him, deathly pale and twitching with every note Wangji makes, nodding sagely while doing his very best impression of a guy who is definitely completely alive and has not even one foot in the grave
Lan Wangji staring straight into the middle distance while mentally googling the Lan sect rules to see if there's a loophole about kidnapping other sects disciples if they're already kinda dead/haunted
at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial
this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guard
The Ides of March is almost here, and I have this great idea for how to celebrate this year!
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I can actually think of an alternative explanation: small print press. He’d put out orders for various rare books with the traveling merchants who’d come through town, and every so often they’d turn up with one and he’d set about printing a hundred copies or so, then sell the fresh new copies to merchants heading towards various university towns like Avignon, Grenoble, Toulouse, etc. He’d likely keep a couple copies of each book for himself, generating a library, and might wind up with all sorts of books he couldn’t profitably make copies of to sell to the universities, like fairy tales.
If that’s his business model, then Belle might be the closest thing he’d have to an apprentice, since we can see he’s getting on in age and might have nobody else to even consider passing the business along to when he slips the mortal coil. As one final thought, her dad is an inventor, and might be the bookseller’s only actual local customer, which might also explain the relationship. Her dad would occasionally want certain types of books on natural philosophy, and the bookseller would be the one with contacts who could procure them. Just look how dangerous it was for him to go traveling all alone! Far better to leave that sort of business to professional traveling merchants.
If you combine these ideas, then you wind up with a bookseller who was training Belle as an apprentice for both small press publishing and money laundering, only to watch his very promising student be swept away by some rich guy the whole town was trying to kill twenty minutes ago. He admires her hustle, but it leaves a gaping hole in his succession plan.
Fortunately there are two newcomers in town, one with an eye for mechanics and meticulous attention to detail and one with a love of risks and charm to spare, and that's how the neurotic clock and slutty candlestick take over the legitimate and criminal wings of his enterprise respectively.
i read the phrase “heist movie set in the first century CE” on twitter and, like, please:
they’re plotting to steal a million sesterces from the imperial treasury. Vespasian is emperor. there’s at least one wrist sundial. anachronistic and silly gadgets abound. everyone goes by Marcus. there’s a high-speed chariot chase scene.
this is going around again so people are tagging it with references to various Astérix-related media & i realize that’s my fault for not saying exactly how i want it to be shot. I want it to be shot exactly like a modern heist movie - quick cuts, lens flares, the edges of things weirdly sharply defined, etc. there’s a scene where everyone gets fancy new clothes and obviously it’s expensive togas, which don’t look that different to modern eyes, but the movie treats it exactly like you would the scene where people get sharp new suits. none of the incongruities are ever addressed.
The leader of the heist says she can “take care of” the guards and, when asked how, pulls out a tiny brazier and says she learned how to miniaturize Greek fire. It was easy, really, she just [jargon goes here] and asked called on Artemis for help, and then [more jargon goes here]. This sounds EXACTLY like one of those scenes where the group supergenius creates a gun we all know couldn’t actually exist but it’s so buried in buzzwords you can’t help believing it anyway.
The actors include:
Christian Kane (“Elias Dispensator”), a former soldier and mercenary,
Aldis Hodge (“Alexander Hodus”), an alchemist and engineer,
Gina Bellman (“Sophia Deverus”), a smooth-speaker rumored to be a noblewoman, and
Beth Riesgraf (“Parker”), a thief.
so i've seen time travel aus where nie huaisang and jin guangyao get thrown back in time with their current memories intact and decide to work together and it Fixes Everything so Everyone Lives and like that's fine that's cool i get the appeal... but what i really want is an au where they go back and decide "perfect i'm gonna grind that bastard to paste before he can hurt da-ge" and "ok fine i guess i have to kill both nie brothers before one of them gets me" and —and this last part is crucial— their attempts to violently burn each other to the ground accidentally Fix Everything.

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if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.
This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.
im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later
what would you LEAST like to lose?
trust of a friend you hold dear
hindsight to prevent future mistakes
endurance to pursue goals to the very end
generosity of strangers
accessibility to opportunities
mementos from places long-gone
expertise in a skill you’ve worked hard for
the first letter of each of the above options
The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.
Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.
Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.
I want the hospital director to be some dark entity that feeds on human misery but figured out that if you successfully treat the source of the misery then instead of hunting you down as an abomination the humans start bringing more miserable people to your house en masse and things kinda got out of hand from there.
Grimm's Anatomy
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you guys i finally finished the batfam wuxia/xianxia ensemble
“no metas in gotham” sect leader batman says as he desperately tries to keep this a wuxia show and not a xianxia