overlove

What if i completely solve the problem

everyone more sincere than me? cringe. everyone more cynical than me? asshole. i am the one true perfect middle point of world-weary and skeptical yet open to wonder and beauty

shame i have 0 interest in yaoi bc the completely fucked and crazy proportions are so dear to me

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

guy in prehistoric times who wants to be subversive but there are no cultural tropes or norms to break yet so he just goes to the river

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car

The back of an embroidered piece is the same creature as the code of a website btw

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

The really funny part is "I Can Eat Glass" this isn't even the only popular 1990s Internet meme that involved collecting translations of a specific, slightly incongruous phrase. "Oh my God! There's an axe in my head." is another prominent example, just off the top of my head.

6 has three 2's which is a good amount but of a relatively smaller number, whereas 6 has two 3's, which is fewer, but 3 is a bigger number, so it really comes to about the same. so youve got options

"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue