the earth is square and jesus is a woman

horror movie where the protagonist only has an inhale activated vape as a light source

hey can i call you back later my wife has zoomies and i need to take him for a walk

They were cooking with this interpretation actually

the dmv said fuck out of here with that weeb shit

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

twitter is dying slowly of a fatal disease….SAD! well i think we should put tik tok in a saw trap

i get the gleeful way some peeps on here are reacting to this twitter thing but like personally? i am watching the platform that i have been building my freelance career on for 7 years (and through which i have met most of my important collaborators and colleagues on) go up in flames and i am not feeling good about it!!! at all! :> i hope elon musk blows himself up next

Twitter going into death throes overloading tumblr as people flee over here. like the tidal pull of a moon on the celestial body it orbits.

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite”