evil post

(perverse, predatory, manipulative voice) Hello 

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

[ID: Gif of Skitty from Pokemon. Its closed eyes flash for a second before wiggling its front paws, sending out wiggly lasers. The gif is captioned, "Annoying Faggot Beam." /End ID.]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately