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tv man go brr

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need suggestions for what verosika's fanbase would call themselves. it has to be better than verosikanators.
I do in fact know it to be true that had Baxter and Pendleton known each other as humans, Pendleton dressing up in women's clothing and getting his guts rearranged by Baxter's strap would have saved them both. it would have. trust me on this
In every way that matters velvette is Mel B
Missed drawing her

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Is your girl blorbo “the heart” of her group/team?
- Yes
- No
- Maybe/Sort of?
- She’s not part of a group where this could apply
Is your girl blorbo “the heart” of a group/team?
Yes
No
Maybe/sort of?
She’s not part of a group where this could apply
☕️ + how velvette joined the vees…
☕️
1. vox sees new hotshot overlord velvette as his "in" with the new wave of sinners born and raised on the internet.
2. vox approaches velvette with an employment/soul contract
3. velvette takes the meeting because in fact it was her immaculate social engineering that "gave" vox this idea in the first place
4. stonewall contract talks for as long as possible all the while amassing more power and souls, never make it clear what exactly it is you want
5. accidentally genuinely impress and connect with vox on an emotional level as you're both ambitious control freaks
6. ???
7. new polycule
☕ character designs in Hazbin?
☕️ generally need like 3 design elements taken off and it’s actually inexcusable how rake thin everyone is from both a moral and aesthetic perspective. The ubiquitous sharp teeth irritate me but that’s mostly a personal thing
☕️. alastor. i have my guesses but i need to know
☕️ the last of the great tumblr sexymen. Perfectly non threatening yet has enough suggestion of danger to appeal to edgy tweens. Like if NBC’s Hannibal had the aesthetic of someone’s deviantart serial killer OC. I think he needs to start being worse extremely quickly in order to justify his narrative importance
send me ☕️ + [topic] and i’ll tell you my opinion on it!

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raping and/or killing each other > getting married
listen I don't think we've put nearly enough thought into the fact that dying and going to hellaverse hell must require an adjustment period while you rewire your entire baseline sexuality because chances are you're never going to see a normal conventionally attractive human-looking person again. even the least freaky sinners have SOMETHING going on that puts them to the left of anything you might fuck on earth. a whole society of monsterfuckers is created sheerly through the power of there being no other alternative. it's beautiful.
about to run out of posts and start stating the obvious
if velvette was a morally dubious final girl in a slasher i would be lezzing out w that in mind
want due to some kind of plot contrivance people from heaven to be able to come down to Hell in some circumstances... bc I want Val's mom to come down (possibly due to a brilliant idea of Charlie's that it could maybe motivate Valentino to act better) and all the chaos that would ensue.
Val slamming into the Porn Studio and yelling at everyone to put clothes on because his mom's curious about what 'movies' he's working on.
Someone hastily putting a hand-written sign saying 'Normal' or something over the 'Porn' on the sign.
Angel, wrapped in a trenchcoat as of three minutes ago: Yeah uh it's a movie about how I uh... get a pizza delivered but can't pay for it so... I play dice with the pizza guy to see who wins it *trying to interpret the signals Val is making from behind his mom's back* and then we both repent because gambling is wrong
Vox panicking for reasons he can't articulate and frantically going into Must Impress The Family of Date mode, which unfortunately consists of him constantly dropping references to how much money he makes and trying to make himself sound more upper-class, which doesn't work very well. Cue more panic.
Val how do I impress your mother. What do you mean STOP ACTING WEIRD. I am acting SO normal. How do I make your mom like me.
Velvette's usual issues with the concept of mothers and her baseline distaste for older women conflicting with Valentino asking her to please be nice (something neither of them thought would ever happen) and resulting mostly in her sitting around smiling fixedly and answering in monosyllables to direct questions only if she has to ever be in the same room as her.
this is kind of terrifying
Val's mother meanwhile is like mijo I would love to be proud that you're apparently rich now but it's in Hell. did you stop going to church after you left home? 🥺 why don't you want to try to get redeemed the white clown girl at the hotel seems nice 🥺 although she didn't have a priest around someone should tell her she needs a priest. how long has it been since you went to confession? 🥺
Val: mama the last thing I want to do is upset you but I don't think you could find a priest in this neighborhood that hasn't done some very specific crimes that make them a less than desirable authority figure
I love people who have specific characters that are their "no one understands this character like me. not even the writers." because they're genuinely not joking. the way they understand those specific characters is so profound that it'll change your entire veiw.

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Pencil died so here’s my progress on the WIP graaaah
does anyone else ever think about the unnamed people left behind. the aftermath. does anyone else ever think about Husk's drinking buddies at the bar who wonder why he stops showing up one day. does anyone else ever think about the last surviving photo of Baxter in a museum's archives where he's just unidentified man (assumed dead in the sinking). does anyone else think about Val's girls who found him dead on the pavement and looked at each other over his still-warm body. does anyone else think about Cherri's punk friends who still to this day wonder what happened to that crazy pyro and try not to think about the bushfire that started on the last day anyone ever heard from her. does anyone else ever think about the film archivist who devoted their life to piecing together the lost classics starring Niffty. the documentaries. the docuseries. the authors of the books on Vincent Whittman and the youtube essayists who breathlessly recount Velvette's last days alive. Angel's grand-niece who wants to forget her family's history. the newspaper obituaries. is anyone else out there. is anyone else thinking about this. is this thing on