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anytime i see "platonic staticdoll" when looking for voxvel i die a little inside
and, in fact, the worst thing ever is seeing ANY poly dynamic with velvette and vox reduce them to "and velvette is also there" or "and vox and vel are besties" and shit like OMFG JUST MAKE THEM KISS
I had this in the drafts as part of a longer, persecution-complex style rant about Heaven crew fans crashing out about the new pride merch, but seeing this on my dash, I felt I might as well hop out, get a little more "problematic" than usual and say it:
I feel like people make SO much staticdoll art and gesture toward staticdoll all the time and then be like, "no, no, no I'd neverrrr ship them eww, eww, ewwwww, I'm not problematic". And then there's 'NUFF people who are legitimately like, "oh, I watched the show, and I thought the Vees are acc MEANT to be poly"... It's like everyone's fucking with polyvees until they find out about the pride merch π
Or they know very well about the pride merch, still like the same things we do, make the art and memes and shitposts and whatnot, but put all these bumper stickers and disclaimers on it.
The concept of needing to desperately state its "platonic" or writing a dissertation about how they're so parents-child coded every time there's a piece of fanart or a meme 100% unrelated to anything remotely parent-child-esque... LOL.
Maybe it's just me, but I've never seen something like this before π
At the end of the fucking day... these people still publicly posted a shippy post... like, that's the whole reason for the "eww, eww" disclaimers. If it's so obvious, there shouldn't be a need to?
It's such a weird and annoying situation. And then you have the fun police, crawling up unapologetic polyvees shippers' asses, telling us we can't ship our ships on any post they can, dumping the craziest discourse, and telling us to off ourselves -_-
I'm still ship and let ship, but I feel like this would be such a different thing if Velvette actually showed attraction to or had meaningful relationships with women in the show π. I feel like this hardly happens with Vaggi... because she's canonically kissing girls, meanwhile Velvette is cuddling with and spending all her leisure time with boys π Nobody's like "Oh my goshhhh, nooooo, I'd never ship Vaggi with this male character I drew her with," because nobody would ever assume that unless you really did intend for it to look that way π
Obviously not tryna say that Velvette can't be a lesbian, but I just find it so strange how the anti-polyvees crowd clearly have polyvees constantly on the brain when they make these posts about the vees, enjoy what they're making even though they feel like it's THAT ambiguous... and come and give us lashings to feel better about themselves π Like WHAT?
tysm for this addition because OH MY GOD YES
I literally was trying to soft launch my fav velvette ship to an irl cus i was scared of getting Got (because ppl online are doing too much and sometimes make me forget my irls are real ones??)
And so I called it a rarepair and he started guessing random ass shit and i was like nono- its a poly ship-
And he goes "huh- well id say polyvees but you said rarepair-"
And i was like ??? Wait. You dont think- no yeah thats it
And he looked at me and deadass said "ARENT THEY CANON THOUGH????? ARENT THEY ALL EVIL AND KISSING AND FUCKING??"
So tldr NO THE SHOW NEVER IMPLIES VELVETTE TO BE A LESBIAN
IF A CHRONICALLY OFFLINE QUEER FAN ISNT ABLE TO PICK UP ON IT WITH THE SHOW ALONE IM NOT TAKING IT AS EVEN IMPLIED.
Old man hits a blunt and says the most fucked up shit imaginable
1. Angel (thinks he) has to create life in order to make up for the sin of taking a life.
2. Angel needs someone with the requisite plumbing to help him with the creating life part
3. Husk isnβt super thrilled about it but would do anything for Angel so he volunteers
4. Husk pregnant with a litter of kittens
5. Forcibly sober for the first time in ever in hell
6. Does not stop him from making toilet wine when the cravings get desperate
7. Imagine how weird Alastor would be about it οΏΌ
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Come play pregnant husk with me. Top ten guys who would have loved to get an abortion if not for their devastating crush on their younger friend
making up character headcanons is all fun and games until you're making yourself emotional over some pure organic nonsense based on literally nothing in the source material. there's no longer any functional connection between what I've made up and canon but I only got here through deconstructing the canon and putting it all back together in a bizarre and totally unintended way. this has nothing to do with the show anymore but also I'm completely right about how this would go down. And it's killing me. And god bless

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1. Angel (thinks he) has to create life in order to make up for the sin of taking a life.
2. Angel needs someone with the requisite plumbing to help him with the creating life part
3. Husk isnβt super thrilled about it but would do anything for Angel so he volunteers
4. Husk pregnant with a litter of kittens
5. Forcibly sober for the first time in ever in hell
6. Does not stop him from making toilet wine when the cravings get desperate
7. Imagine how weird Alastor would be about it οΏΌ
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If velvette was really out she would do a series of uncomfortably sexualized ads for VoxTech brand vibrators
i forget whose blog i saw it on but the artist working on hazbin hotel who made it her job to put vel in tighter more revealing outfits i owe you my life
π§, π£οΈ, or π« for the hater ask game?
π§ A song that's been driving you up the wall recently (and not in a good way
My car automatically starts playing December 1964 whenever it starts. I don't know why. I can't change it. I used to really like that song. Now it makes me grind my teeeeth
π£οΈ One sentence that would INSTANTLY make you lose respect for the person who said it.
Already answered!
π« If you could eliminate one thing from the world β as if it never existed β what would it be?
I know that's not the question but I'm making using your phone in a movie theatre punishable by death
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hiii π£οΈ and/or π for the ask game?
π£οΈ One sentence that would INSTANTLY make you lose respect for the person who said it.
"it's not that deep"/"let people enjoy things" some of you didn't do time in the CW DC verse. You have no idea how much I can enjoy things that suck so so bad.
π Worst book you've read lately!
Oh my god Incidents around the house was the WORST horror book I've read in a while. There were some good scares but it was just in service of absolutely fucking nothing thematically. I read a whole book written in an obnoxious little kid voice where it's clear the author had not met one 8 year old girl in his entire life. She should be talking about wings of fire at least once every two pages.
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π¨βπ€ for the hater game..
π¨βπ€ Name a celebrity you just have no patience for.
I think my funniest possible answer to this is that I had already previously declared Alex Brightman my personal enemy. He seems like a nice earnest theater kid but he was in n both Beetlejuice and School of Rock the musicals and he's simply never going to make up for that. Try playing characters that aren't deeply obnoxious in musicals that aren't bastardizations of some of my favorite movies.
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unsolicited hater opinion but like i do think it's a little juvenile to have pride merch of characters where like word of god leaves very little ambiguity for labeling
like okay number one case in point velvette. my recommendation would be for you to actually write a lesbian character and then put her on $25 acrylic keychains in lesbian flag colors.
HATER ask game. For the HATERS
π What's an oddly specific pet peeve of yours?
π€’ Tell us a few of your "icks".
π₯ͺ What is your least favorite food(s)?
β The most irritating kind of weather for you?
π¨βπ€ Name a celebrity you just have no patience for.
π Name an author/filmmaker/artist etc you consider an overrated hack, or just don't fuck with
πΈ Is there a historical figure you have personal beef with?
π§₯ A clothing item, fashion trend or "aesthetic" you would rather die than put on your body.
π Worst book you've read lately!
π¬ Worst film you've seen lately!
π§ A song that's been driving you up the wall recently (and not in a good way)!
π¨οΈ A word or expression that makes you want to tear your hair out whenever you hear it used?
π£οΈ One sentence that would INSTANTLY make you lose respect for the person who said it.
πΊοΈ What is the ugliest (or overall least pleasant) place you've been to?
π« If you could eliminate one thing from the world β as if it never existed β what would it be?
π€¬ Free space for a random NEGATIVE hot take or anecdote about something that pissed you off! STRIFE & HATRED ON PLANET EARTH ππ₯π₯
βΌοΈDISCLAIMER: This is NOT meant to encourage bigotry or bullying! It's a silly game about the little things in life that get on our nerves. It's about countering toxic positivity by letting people just be real. It's about how a bit of bitching and moaning in good humour can be genuinely fun and freeingβΌοΈ
unsolicited hater opinion but like i do think it's a little juvenile to have pride merch of characters where like word of god leaves very little ambiguity for labeling
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Tell me a woman naming herself after pussy isnβt the funniest shit on the planet
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