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Gerard way will be covered in blood tomorrow so this kinda means nothing to me in the long run

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

I just got promoted from that position. Now Im the disembodied head that flies in groups and in a wave motion. You have to time your attack EXACTLY right or you get knocked back in whichever direction is least convenient for you. Don't worry, I'll know which is which.

Ochoa kissing the posts while the fellow goalies surround him and the stadium sings in the background. Sobbing.

THE TEAM LIFTING HIM INTO THE AIR AND ALL THE HUGGING 😭

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours