WAAAAAAAAHHHHH

There you have it folks. I am THE funny.

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

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Being a crafty person and making a bunch of things often prompts people to ask "oh wow did you make that?" And like, the short answer is: yes I did, but the long answer is: well, no, the pattern isn't mine, but I did choose and buy the fabric/yarn and sewed it together/crocheted it/knitted it myself. I used a reference for that drawing/painting, I didn't come up with it myself. That ceramic piece was insired by a poem and a painting made by different people. What I'm trying to say is, everything I make requires other people to make their own thing first, and then I get inspired by them to do my own thing. So I can't really call anything truly mine, because really it's just a bunch of inspirations and experiences of others (and me) put together by my hands. Does that answer your question

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

First of all put some respect on my name

Can you ask your man to stop saying that he needs to "lead a patrol to re-mark the borders" and just say he needs to use the bathroom

no one is willing to just say omw to the dirtplace anymore, man