Me. IM the funniest person in the room.
ooc. It's true, this is the funniest shit I have ever read in my life. I thought I was funny but no this is funnier.
There you have it folks. I am THE funny.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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i don't do bad sauce passes

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
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YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.

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izzy's playlists!

shark vs the universe

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@ni0x
Me. IM the funniest person in the room.
ooc. It's true, this is the funniest shit I have ever read in my life. I thought I was funny but no this is funnier.
There you have it folks. I am THE funny.

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Batman as fuck
Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes
Customer (calling from Ireland): âYes hello, I would like to -â
Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*
Customer: âUh, sorry, what I want to do is -â
Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*
Customer: âNo, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -â
Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*
Customer: âArnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! ⌠Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.â
me: âI love and forgive him.â
Customer: âDonât, he doesnât deserve it. Anyway, Iâm calling about -â
Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*
I still love this lol
Itâs ruining my notes dude :âD
Like? Itâs surreal for sure but it justâŚI donât like it :/
Canât stand the looking back while running shit
Why are we crawling bestie where is your adrenaline???
Like? Itâs surreal for sure but it justâŚI donât like it :/

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I donât watch horror movies, Iâm watching the Backrooms with my parents, this is the DUMBEST MOTHERFUCK IVE EVER-
I have a problem at this point
Woke up nauseous
Iâm really enjoying Alton Brown making YouTube videos
Donât you hate when youâre impatiently hard-boiling an egg and you get a perfectly jammy yolk? Sigh

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Drew you
Drew you
Drew you
auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"
GUYS GUYS GUYS

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BLT from a few days ago n Bagel n salad fromâŚrn
I cannot bite a piece of food and let it fall back into my bowl. I cannot. I WILL find a way to fit this heaping forkful into my mouth or die trying damn you