alex: do you have a problem?
miles: mental or physical?
alex: yuh
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alex: do you have a problem?
miles: mental or physical?
alex: yuh
source: @the-red-rainy-perytons

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nick: what if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?
alex: pregnancy tests are maybe babies
miles: socks are feetie heaties
jamie: forks are stabby grabbies
alex: defibrillators are heartie starties
miles: nightmares are dreamy screamies
jamie: stamps are lickie stickies
matt, annoyed: you are disappointments
*this was made before i created the other blog, so this is old
Miles: I’m going to take you out
Alex: great, it’s a date!
Miles: I meant that as a threat.
Alex: See you at five!
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT I LOVE YALL
Matt, visibly stressed and confused: what are you doing?
Alex, looking up from their chisel: sharpening a pencil?

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Jamie, trying to wake Nick up: Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha!
*Nick is still asleep*
Jamie: Oh my fucking god he fucking dead
Alex, to Nick: you are the reason shampoo has instructions
Jamie: Sitting in the garden for today! Gonna do nothing!
Alex: I’m in the bushes
Jamie: Where?
hey thanks for the funny number
also i know my posting schedule is wack but i’ve just been so busy recently. i promise i’m trying :)
reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot
i guess we’ll never know

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Jamie: So, Matt, agile beast, if “Matt” isn’t your real name, then what is it?
Matt: It’s Britney, bitch
“I’m dumb when it comes to school, but when it comes to sticks I’m pretty smart.”
- Nick O’Malley, probably
Jamie: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
thank y’all so much for 50 followers that’s crazy!!
also, i’m sorry that my posts have been kinda crap and inconsistent, i’m in a bit of a creative block rn.
anyways thank y’all so much!!
Alex, Nick, and Matt are sitting on a bench
Jamie: Why do you guys look so sad?
Alex: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Jamie sits down*
Nick: The bench is freshly painted.

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Alex, during every interview: really, how is anyone doing this sober?
Miles, to Alex: Shall I get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?