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This is COOL…

But…

Why is his hair not burning?

His eyebrows can get burned off but not his hair??

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Strangely, through Beef.

Now. In Robert’s defense? He didn’t anticipate being in a coma for months when he last fed his little fur ball.

And a part of him almost hesitated to walk through that door—

Only to find Beef with a shiny coat of fur, happily round, but running very actively around him.

The culprit? A very beautiful, very glare-prone man.

Apparently, Mr. 6’4 with sunshine eyes also signs up for foster programs where he takes care of ‘lost’ pets.

“So you’re Dumpling’s owner?”

“…His name’s Beef.”

“Dumpling.”

“Beef.”

“Dumpling’s cooler.”

“Beef inspires authenticity.”

“And what inspired YOU to leave this meatball? I had him for five months and I might take you to court for him. Or a restaurant.”

Robert shrugs. “I would’ve come sooner, but the coma and I had a disagreement. So you know.”

“…Fuck, okay. That’s better than what I usually get.”

Robert snorts. “Bare minimum wins again.” But he does soften. “Thanks. For taking care of him. Even if you do give off major ‘ cartoon villain with a soft side and making it everyone’s problem’ vibes.”

“Fuck off,” he huffs, but it does sound suspiciously like a laugh. “…Good thing you came after him, thought. He kept crying after you everyday. “

“…Is that a tear in your eye?”

“My tears have muscles. They’re just working out.”

As it turns out, Chad, Mr ‘I took care of your dog for months without knowing if you’ll actually come back’ is also Flambae.

Really sad I couldn’t render the fire hair the way I wanted, but!!

HOES DEPRESSED!

I'm not i take my meds;)

Ok hear me out; face sitting Royd while he's still standing. Just wrap your legs around his head while he leans back a little bit, he'll support your whole weight on his hands and shoulders. It also helps that his hands supporting your ass helps spread you open just a bit more, so you can feel his breath e v e r y w h e r e before he even dives in.

Flambae loves to rim a man, he loves showing off his tongue game, so you know he is down for some face sitting (literally and figuratively). He would be actually offended if you hover and ask if you genuinely think he can't handle it. He'll somehow manage to mix face sitting and bench pressing at the same time just to show off and to edge you as a punishment for thinking he couldn't handle you.

Robert would also get pissed off if you try to hover, but he won't waist his time talking when he's so close to his prize. He'll just give your thigh a light smack to make you lose balance before he is trapping you against his face. You will have marks left on your thighs from how hard he's pulling you against him.

I am a proud believer that Sonar has a long tongue similar to a fruit bat and he wants to show off just how freaky he can be with it. He can't see it due to the position he's in, but he will keep a hand on your belly to feel how far up his tongue is while he pokes around from the inside. Plus that tongue is technically used to get nectar from flowers, so he will be calling your hole a flower before he dives in there. Plus if you're afab, he can get the "nectar" straight from the source.

Waterboy will actually suffocate under you. You're not too heavy for him, he's very strong actually, he will just actually forget to try and breathe. He's way too happy down there and he has such a high that with all the blood rushing so quickly (to his dick) he runs out of oxygen quickly. If your hole is still in front of him by the time he wakes back up, he just goes straight back to licking. It's like when a cat smells food and wakes up from a deep sleep.

Z-Team plushies:

After they defeat Shroud they're now big time hero's, which means PR training and merch.

Robert wants to help, he doesn't want someone to feel bad for not selling well or start fighting about sales.

Right before the launch he gets one of every Z-team's plush and posts a picture on his Mecha man account hyping them up.

Right after he posts a video with all the toys sitting on a shelf and explains why he has them in the order he does.

Golem and Invisigal have to be together, they're besties.

Same with Prism and Flambae but he refuses to explain why his own plushie is next to Flambae's.

Coupe and Punch up are also paired but Punch is facing the wall, apparently Coupe is mad at him right now but Robert won't say why.

Phenomaman and Waterboy are together, Waterboy is really patient and helps Phenomaman understand humans better.

Malevola is by herself but Robert explains that Sonar should be there but he's not allowed right now.

He then has to post a follow up video showing Sonar on the shelf but facing the corner by himself, Robert says he has to stay there until he apologizes for stealing his twinkie. (The internet loves everything about this)

After the plushies drop, (sales are booming), Robert keeps posting videos but only when he's upset and has put them in timeout.

Invisigal jump scared him, Punch Up took the last donut, stuff like that.

The most notable time is when Flambae is put in a cabinet under the sink, apparently he was mean to him in Robert's dream.

I’m not participating in ArtFight this year, but the teams were just so pretty I couldn’t resist.., also my first earnest attempt at dividers! I really like how the tragedy one came out!! Especially bc it was causing so many problems w/ my poor spelling and I had to redo it twice 😭😭