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Based on your gay thoughts!

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im losing it this just gets funnier the longer you look

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FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

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YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

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MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

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NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

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honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

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my xkit makes it the old format so

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i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015

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You wouldn’t download a loaf of bread

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What do you do for a living?

Suffer

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new gender neutral bathroom just dropped

Plxplzplz help get my snapchat back lol its the only place i have pictures of my rabbit as a baby saved:(

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Help lol ok so i logged out of my snap acct and i have no fucking idea what my password or email or phone number associated with it is plz help help help i need to atleast get my pictures can anyone hack it or anything

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Congratulations to Definitely Craig on being the funniest person alive.

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what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

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virginity is made up folks, in my opinion you don’t lose anything you just gain experience. it’s stupid.

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Virginity is based around the hymen that’s supposed to break when first penetrated, which is absolute bullshit. The hymen doesn’t break permanently; it can stretch and rip at parts but it heals again. It can rip while doing every day activities or while working out. It’s not supposed to bleed, especially not during intercourse. If she bleeds the first time she has intercourse, she isn’t aroused enough. If she bleeds every time she has intercourse, she isn’t aroused enough and you should think about why and how to change that (communication is key!).

Virginity is a social construct made to empower men. Men get praised for fucking as many women as possible, but women get shamed bc virginity is holy, and inexperience is fetishised. So instead of saying, “I lost my virginity” let’s use “I had my sexual debut” bc that’s a lot funnier and doesn’t imply that anything is lost because, frankly, no one lost anything.

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PREACH

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Hi beautiful! Can you take a picture of yourself with wonderbread?

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Bananas are the worst

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