lets go lesbians!!!!

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good