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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

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Clark using "Pipe Guy" as his excuse when he gets caught places he shouldn't be / when he shows up in different places. Like imagine someone seeing him in Central City at the same time as Superman, which would be ~suspicious~ for his secret identity so he just says he's there to evaluate CC for lead pipes. City officials hear about it and start panicking.

u kno what i love about john marston. he got married purely bc it was something he wanted. he didn't do it bc he felt he had an obligation, or because abigail begged. he wanted it. abigail literally laughed in his face when he proposed to her because in her mind, she's already abigail marston. it meant more to john than it did her in that moment. it wasn’t a marriage of convenience or necessity, but one of desire. they're special to me.