a smile better suits a hero

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???

If this were near me, I'd crash the car and die.

Can't wait for the opening scene of the Cruella movie where we find out Dalmatians murdered her parents leaving a theater in Gotham City.

Why the hell is my first Minecraft impulse of the year to turn all lanterns into lava lamps??

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

people will ask me the most generic question about me and I’ll be like “I’ll get back to you about that”