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hey what’s up how’s everybody’s weekend going it’s 11am here and i just had to hear my nana use the word ‘precum’ incorrectly in a room full of like 40 people how y’all doin today

strongermonster

it’s rly important to my nana to stay ‘hip and cool’ so she parrots a lot of the slang she hears us use. so last thanksgiving i was trying to put ketchup on smthn and i forgot to shake the bottle and got that gross watery bit first and went “oh no the ketchup precum” and my nana overheard and asked what that meant, and instead of telling my sweet 70 y/o nana what precum meant, i told her it was just a silly word for the unmixed liquid that comes out of squeeze bottles

anyways, cut to today where we’re having a birthday lunch for my cousin and she goes to put mustard on smthn and gets the watery shit and sighs to herself “mustard precum” in her sweet lil welsh accent and every single person who knew what it meant and overheard took 30pts of psychic damage and sat there for a minute like

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can you OD on vitamin D

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that’s how icarus died

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master has passed dobby the blunt

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susielesbian

me this morning: today’s the day i Get Stuff Done!

by 9 pm:

yekkes

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

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which ariana grande song is this

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this slaps

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This slaps

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This Slaps

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tikattu

it be like that sometimes

allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

capacity

bileshroom

tfw u wanna talk to someone but u feel like ur annoying them or ur boring and you just

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yes

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bisexuanal

No one:

Girl who bullied you in high school:

chechula

ok, so this year I made a submission for Folio Society illustrations contest..since the theme was Howl’s moving castle, it was a real challenge to draw illustrations somehow different from the movie! If you want you can vote for me here (but there are so many better artworks…decide for yourself :D )

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