we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

where i am, a box fan and the filters run about $20 each, so if $100 is too much of a stretch at the moment, get the fan and one filter. tape the filter to the intake side of the fan, all the way around. this is also good if your space is small and a 20" cube won't fit.

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

it feels good as fuck to disappear for a while but it feels bad as fuck to explain why you disappeared for a while though

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Co-Worker Just Asked Me to Hand Him a Vise Grips and I Was Just About to Hit Him With the Erm Actually Vise Grips Is the Branded Term These Are Locking Pliers Aherm but Then I Looked at the Tool in My Hand and Saw That It Was in Fact a Vise Grips Branded Vise Grips that Vises Like a Grip

Just Goes to Show That if You Wanna Be a Smart Ass You Had Ought to Be Right First