qu'est ce que tu vois?

the thoughts that women have while drunk peeing at the bar looking at their own underwear should be revered like the bible

i can’t believe me “trying my best” is just me showering regularly and eating normally. mental illness is so humbling 

bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth in inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

i think it’s really sweet when a guy uses an emoji good job with the creativity baby

after shampoo day im the hottest girl in the world for two days and then i am a rat person again until the next shampoo day

my toxic trait is never tracking my periods so every 28 days i gaslight myself into thinking the world is ending when the pms symptoms hit me like a freight train

Hell yeah im a slut (non practicing)

everyone’s obsessed with having good taste. not me though i watch bad movies on purpose 

It’s in the comments from someone else’s searching, but she sang the whole song over here. And ohhh my gosh. *lays on floor*

sometimes I think all you can do is laugh at the fucked up shit you go through and get really sexy and completely ignore your needs and just be really really sexy and laugh and giggle at everything and just never be sober but also never hurt anyone but just be really sexy I said that already but it’s important