poyo

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

hey girl i mean jude

“ooh I wonder what happens in the locked tomb” I say after opening the locked tomb

“ooh I wonder what’s happening in the locked tomb” I say as I’m reading the locked tomb