Al Pacino and Robert De Niro founded New York like Remus and Romulus founded Rome in the myth

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

Thanks toesucker

Oh I forgot

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life