Me duele la cabeza

you are a human. your gf is a catgirl. you’re taking a romantic stroll with her when she sees a very large tree. “im going to climb that” she says. you urge her not to but she is already on the highest branch, screaming that she wants to be let down. you are forced to call the fire department

this is what they meant by “the comedic potential” of catgirls

Ha!  Get ‘em Kermit!

when i was 13 i was reading a sasuke uchiha/oc fic on quizilla.com that repeatedly referenced heating up apples covered in tin foil in microwaves, to the point where eating a tin-foil covered apple fresh from the microwave was a multi-chapter occurence & that’s the story of how i lit my first microwave on fire

casual reminder that sasuke uchiha personally set my microwave ablaze

oh my god they were loot mates

the communist man of pesto

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open