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For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.

When I say I love bagpipes, this is what I mean

Absolute banger

WHERE’S THE SOURCE, OP??????

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

“…Patty ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson, and the boys Blade & Thor”

having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape

That has to be the most genuine smile in cinema history

thats because the morons line was an ad-lib so the smile really is genuine cause hes cracking 

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

Fried dough, murder sticks, and ostentatious headwear. I like it.

This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

i’d hate to ruin the enigma by explaining this but i pretty much inadvertently witnessed the entire buildup to it and if i don’t explain it now i’ll never get the chance to in one of the more recent scooby-doo movies, there’s a plot device where shaggy turns into a hyper-competent badass whenever he hears the word “bad” thanks to some hypnotherapy shenanigans, and in one particular scene he kicks the shit out of this one biker gang. along comes a meme edit of that scene where the joke is that shaggy went Ultra Instinct as is the internet, that joke gets tossed along and snowballs from “shaggy went Ultra Instinct” to “shaggy can solo the DBZ-verse” to “shaggy can defeat thanos” to “shaggy is the most physically capable character in all of fiction”, in a couple years it culminates and suddenly resurfaces as “the very concept of shaggy holds unknowable power, to the point where even just taking up the role of him is hazardous to this reality”

@xubbs

@libertarirynn an explanation on the shaggy meme

THANK

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

Package deal!

Remember when you were little and watched Home Alone and old man Marley from across the street looked like the most intimidating, scariest monster you had ever seen??? but then you grew up and realized he was just old and cute and so nice and had the kindest eyes even from the very beginning so now when you watch it you just want to punch all those mean kids in the mouth?