ImAGlitteryUnikorn

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

Water bender confirmed

Better than the live action

WHERE THEFUCK IS THE FULL VERSIODNF

SIS!!!!

i’m legitimately not joking this ripped out every follicle from my entire body

That “okay work” at the end just GETS me

I have been Manila so many times, in so many awkward conversations, so I physically feel her pain.

The tribal music sends me into another plane of existence

leo

This is honestly a master stroke in audiovisual genius I am cryiiing

SIS OMGGG

BOOM