Every Season of Ink Master Includes:Ā
Someone with a severe anxietyĀ disorder
Someone with a back or leg injuryĀ
The one sweetheart who you want to win, but never does
Overuse of the phrases "go big or go home" and "wow factor"Ā
The contestants hyperventillating at the thought of haaving to tatto someone darker than a paper bag
At LEAST 4 guys with long ass beardsĀ
2-3 Black dudes who are the first ones eliminatedĀ
2-3 women who eventually get eliminatedĀ (after the Black men of course)
A guy who looks like he smells like Doritoes who also happens to be the cockiest and most obnoxious person there
One mediocre artist who miraculously makes it to the top four
One contestant that leaves voluntarily 6 episodes before the finaleĀ
Product placement from companies the average person has never heard ofĀ
Too many argumentsĀ
Harsh, discouraging tattoo critiquesĀ
GaugesĀ Galore
Flash challenges that seem unrelated to actual tattooingĀ
Starring:
Dave Navarro's eye makeup & hair
Chris Nunez's attitudeĀ and cartoon villain eyebrows
Oliver Peck's ponytail, toothpick, and Yosemite Sam mustache















