Don’t die wondering

living with gay people is a nightmare I just ladled some soup into a bowl with a little too much enthusiasm and my housemate called me "a drunk lunch lady" and "a tavern wench from hell"

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

what?

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

vampirism as a metaphor for queerness. hunger as a metaphor for repressed desire. immortality as an expression of profound loneliness.

do you guys wanna get up early and get pastries and eat them in the park and lay in the grass for a while and then go for a long walk to an antique centre and wander round and hold things up and say "this is you 🫵" and then watch classic who and parallel play by working on our individual writing/art projects for the rest of the day with intermittent drink/snack breaks and none of us ever have to look at microsoft outlook or receive an email ever again

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

Turns out after discovering fanfiction I still must participate in society. Devastating news.