What's even happening

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

Multitasking

Well Ok I like this

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

I firmly believe that all identities are relational and formed through partaking in certain sets of actions. I also think when you’re isolated it’s very easy to lose track of who You are. I think this is why so many lonely/isolated people end up obsessing over labels and label discourse. it’s one of the only processes of identity formation you can partake in by yourself, in your bedroom. this is not meant as a value judgement, just as an observation as someone who was that lonely label-obsessed kid in the past

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

Not gonna lie, as much as I want to be helpful and comprehensible, I am very proud of provoking that reaction image.