trixie

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

had a dream where i invented a new currency and i had to market it to every country for adoption with a short slogan. i went for "inspired by the penny" with indonesia and it instantly failed a public vote.

if something very gay doesn’t happen to me really soon im going to start killing

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked