trixie

Why are you interacting with this trans woman? Don't you know she's a weirdo who keeps snails in her pencil box?

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

Hasbro needs to make Tinkerbell-style fairies a core playable species in the next iteration of Dungeons & Dragons so the fairyposters can join the dragonposters in knowing what it's like to constantly be um-actuallied by people with strong yet ill-informed opinions about the correct way to pretend to be an elf.

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems