love disabled girls forever +100000 years

Tell me three good things about yourself (while pressing a wand to your pussy)

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

i wonder what areas ppl are counting as "bush" or not

like I do shave down there sometimes but I don't think of it as shaving the bush unless it's the visible-while-standing front part. that's never nakey

the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship

the egg prime directive is stupid as fuck because yes, you don't just assume based on incomplete information that your friend is in an abusive relationship and then try to force them out of it, but you don't just fucking do nothing either. you have to employ finesse

girl who wants you to jerk her off with your feet but makes you go through a sadistically intense foot spa treatment first so they're soft & clean & tender enough for her standards

you want to see her come undone under your pretty feet, right? yeah? she's literally treating you to a luxury spa package people dream of being able to afford... what on earth is your problem? it's not like it's a torture clinic...

scariest dom you know is begging me to let him cum to my feet