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Gonna have a crush on someone that lives 5126 miles away. As a little treat

*putting blanket over a cat* be sealed for all time

Thats a green bug btw

*thap thaps you*

Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

And friends who wont betray and abandon you because they like someone else who hates you... or because you were making some mistake that they held a secret grudge over instead of communicating....

i need a big group of girls to play a fun game called "how many hands can you pet me with at the same time" where they all gather around me and pet me so so much as much as possible please and thank you <3

oh waiter! more oral through panties in the dive bar bathroom please!

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

to be honest it kind of feels unfathomably good to wrap your fat thighs around someone

Trans women have an unfair advantage in the Oppression Olympics, which is why we also got banned from them.

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

"someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts" or maybe i'm in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i'm not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.

"I won't perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed" is going straight into my permanent storage holy shit