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Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

i want to forcefemme styropyro so bad,,,,,

I kinda think we should stop using the top/bottom distinction. It comes out of gay male sexuality and maybe it makes sense there but I think in reality it doesn’t really apply to the average lesbian very well. It mostly serves to fence people in, slot people into roles, stereotypes, and foreclose erotic possibilities

flubber remake where the scientist is a girl and the flubber is a girl & they lez out nude on screen

keep petting me to increase your dog residue stat

it's always furries with animal cocks. when the doggirl gets bottom surgery if she gives up her knot, you should at least give her one of those triangular dog cunts

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

incredibly unsurprisingly every answered ask has been about a trans woman abusing someone....where have i seen this before.......

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

. that is a serial killer