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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

sniff your sisters pits NOW

support that trans girl in her dream of being a milf: fuck her till shes pregnant

if you lose interest in a trans woman when you find out she has a vagina then die

we're not sex toys we're people 👍

oh noooo you can't fit her into the "tranny shemale futanari dickgirl" sexual archetype OR the "pure, Natural cis woman crafted by god" sexual archetype? you have to respect her as a person rather than as a sex object? fuuuuck that must be really hard for you I'm sorry

it's funny that both trans and cis women alike are reduced to our genitals, but with trans women it's especially extreme. transness is thought of as infinitely worse than cisness in every way, so why would you ever desire a trans woman if not to play with her one unique feature? and if she doesn't, or can't, put out, what's the point of her? what value does she even have? she's just a sex toy, you can just throw her out

Ive never seen a cgirl with a "genital preference" ever date a trans girl with a vagina either. Wonder why.

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

put your paw in mine. look directly into my eyes. we are touching snouts now. everything will be okay. i pawmise.