Vampire Prince Sono

Update: my friends and I almost exclusively call Zyean “Jeans” so much so that we almost forget how to say his actual stage name.

I’m currently writing a fanfic between Karasu and Kurama based on this AU post 🥲 And the fact that the actor who played Karasu in the live action IS A MODEL worked so well in my favor

So update: this fic was so fucking long I had to write a sequel lmfaooo

If Miyavi fucking remembers me from the VIP fiasco at Le Poisson Rouge in October 2022 I think I will actually pass away

Update: he did not but he complimented my Berserk tee so that’s a fucking win 😎

When I tell you I DROPPED TO THE FLOORRR….

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.