We Bite

"thought crimes aren't real, it's your actions that matter" and "your mindset informs how you treat others, so you should try not to have a shitty one" are another pair of things that are both true btw

I kill your grandad's foes

They die incredible

let's give a big round of applause for girls pushing your face into her bulging hard underwear, cock throbbing against your face while she says "see what you did?"

Reminder to take your pills

dw about it

OP must've been fucking the shit out of her fleshlight for the fifth time in the last two hours when she made this post

(getting scared) I don't have a penis

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space