We Bite

"thought crimes aren't real, it's your actions that matter" and "your mindset informs how you treat others, so you should try not to have a shitty one" are another pair of things that are both true btw

It was a whole chicken and it couldn't even be fully submerged into the pot because of its girth

How in the hell is this all going to get eaten

A third onion is needed

I have used all of the celery and carrots we had for this

Four cans of condensed soup, A whole chicken stewing for broth for 6 hours, Three onions seven carrots and an untraceable amount of celery, all of our peppercorn, enough salt to dry over the red sea, a pound of egg noodles dry, and a lot of listening to hatsune miku.

Who wants some?

PLEASE

WHY DOES IT LOOK SO AMAZING

The malicious stew

It genuinely looks so good though you should be glad I don't know you irl because I would be coming to your house and eating all of this.

You could not possibly eat all of this I have so much. Friends are for getting rid of your soup mistakes and bonding over a warm bowl of the soup mistake.

Please let me try to eat it all I've been eating only college caf food for so long

There's like an approximate 3.5 gallons of this stuff.

I COULD DO IT. ASH IM STARVED

You would die. Nobody who eats as much noodles as they can come out alive.

Bbbut I'm so hungry... Ash I can take it... Pleaseee

Live to eat another soup. I'm limiting you to two bowls in one sitting.

*cries* *falls over*

Hey, don't cry. Two bowls of homemade from scratch warm chicken noodle soup until you're better, Okay?

Got a bunch of vape pod flavored coffees, I'm filled with a new and uncertain type of dread, this is so exciting.

Trans men having male privilege doesn't mean trans men dont experience transphobia. It doesn't mean we don't experience oppression at all. it just means that we can leverage our position over trans women and get away with it. We can destroy their lives and face 0 repercussions. It means if it comes between a trans man's word and a trans woman's word, he is more likely to be believed. If you're a feminist this should anger you and you should work to make sure that you're aware of this and never do it. If this makes you defensive, you're probably already doing it. Fix your heart.

women are always trying to put their penises in other women's cleavage

and it's important. it's really important that this type of thing happens.

if i ate good food every day for the rest of my life i would never be dissatisfied even for a moment

I promised Twitter that if my tweet about this gets 300 retweets I’ll post another fake page. 👀

CAT MILFS! CAT MILFS! CAT MILFS!

catgirls are bashing you and smashing you with hammers and wrenches and just wailing on you and when the dust cloud clears they’ve fixed you actually. you’re fine now

catgirls smashing me?????do they really 😳😳

catapult...

Robot catgirl who keeps bringing you computer mice and you have no idea where she gets them

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood