the tv static feels good on your fingertips

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

nobody makes spamton say hyperlink blocked in fanart anymore now they only make him say tenna im pregnant and it’s yours

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

going through amazing Digital stomach prablems again and then I push through by saying ragatha suffered worse than this then I imagine it as a little post on Tumblr dot com and then think about how someone's gonna reply with. Ragatha would not Want you to suffer. And then I think. Wow . #Saurtrue. But like I would really like to go back to sleep now