Alex

Reblog if you’ve been around long enough to remember Lemons

will never not be mad about gig economy apps making a 4 star rating mean “unacceptable quality”

I once got my car serviced at the dealer, and then pulled out of their complex only to find that my breaks weren’t working. Like, I literally had to pull on the parking break to avoid running a light and sailing into oncoming traffic. After I somehow made it around the block and back into the garage, the service manager (who I should stress was not a mechanic, he was a suit behind a desk) approached me with a look of pure desperation and proceeded to offer me a million different perks if I would still give them 10/10 on the service review. And I was like “Um, I mean, it’s not your fault personally, but my breaks literally failed? That’s kind of serious?” and this grown man starts pleading with me because he has a family to support and anything less than a perfect score on the service review will put his job at risk. I think in the end I said I just wouldn’t fill it out, because I couldn’t in good conscience give a 10/10 for a service job than nearly saw me crashing into an urban intersection, but I also didn’t want to be the reason this guy lost his job. But like… what a horrible system where those are your only choices.

like just leave me alone

this except now i’m an adult and it’s my roommates coming home

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her