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They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.
Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.
We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.
one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real
why won't you let your words frot.
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people say rocky is lesser because āgrace talks down to himā but thatās literally just how grace talks
#it's a good thing he teaches middle schoolers #bc if he was teaching any younger he'd be saying shit like āokay guys say goodbye to the fighter jet!" #and half the science team would respond āgoodbye fighter jet!ā tags via @hylasregilla
I was a bit annoyed at the book because Grace uses baby-swears and says that it's unconscious and that he doesn't really swear at all in real life and as a teacher I was like, "That's not true! Teachers swear all the time when not in front of the kids!"
Then the other day in the staff room I knocked a full cup of coffee with my elbow and vehemently snapped "frickle-frack!" in front of a full room of my colleagues.
worth mentioning that bull's writing is like. HEAVILY motivated by racism. whether conscious or not weekes' insistence on depicting this racialised man as sexually aggressive, pushy, into kink and incapable of properly negotiating it is RACIST. its not just the bad depiction of bdsm, but the fact that the qunari are universally portrayed as sexually aggressive, animalistic, bestial - its because they're a racialised group, and the white writers insist on exotifying and demonising them on equal measure. it might not be on purpose, but it's not a coincidence that the determinedly dominant, pushiest romance is a man of colour who is made out to be animalistic and always on the edge of losing control, both of his rage and his lust.
the extended fantasy here is of the big scary animal man of colour Forcing Himself On You (and you enjoy it) so you don't have to confront your own desires about submission and domination. it's out of your hands! it was Done To You! this huge scary animal took one look at you and decided he knew what was best and forced it on you and you simply have to allow it to happen, because you can't stop it, and if you secretly like it, well, that's fine, because you couldn't stop it if you did and he wouldn't listen, because he's just a Horny Beast incapable of negotiation or communication or expression of anything higher and nobler than Sexy Violence.
and to project all of that directly onto one of the two men of colour (the other being used as a cudgel to beat bull and also as an expression of the writer's view of "backwards" racialised cultures but that's a different post) is like. gross. and also incredibly transparent lmfao
I can agree that portraying qunari as exotic is inappropriate and smacks of racism as do some other aspects
But⦠at what point does Bull lose control of his anger and lust? Bull is NOT sexually aggressive. He's relaxed and open about sex, yes, but he's never forced anyone into it. He uses the concept of active consent better than any other DAI character
It's sad that the game only has an option where Bull takes on the dominant role (because the game clearly shows that he could easily be a submissive). His "I know better what you want" isn't about power, but about being a cool spy who reads people well, and he truly understands what his partner needs (and here again, it's sad that we only have one scenario)
Perhaps I misunderstood the post; please explain it to me, but I really don't like when people attribute these traits to Bull
Yeaaah, all honesty this reads like OP is parroting what they've heard about the relationship (or read in badly characterised fanfiction), rather than ever actually having -played- it.
Bull asks the Inq three times in the first romance scene alone if the Inq is sure they want what Bull is dishing out. He then asks them again after the first romance encounter if the Inq wants to continue. He doesn't have a full kink conversation with the Inquisitor but that reads more as Trick didn't do their research than actively meaning to portray him as a bad Dom. The Inquisitor is also comfortable enough to engage in pillow talk with Bull about the relationship, Bull's kinks and the potential kinks of the other main cast.
Inq always calls the shots, this is confirmed in party banter (with Cole, of all people), and this means that Bull is actually supposed to be a really good Dom, despite poor writing. Bull is all about caring for his pet, not abusing or aggressing at them.
And like... Bull's entire character is also about his fear.
Notably, his fear that without qunari guidance he could be a horrible person.
Which is his PTSD talking. Because we know that who he is doesn't fundamentally change whether you choose to keep him qunari or not, so the game is pretty explicit about this fear being unfounded and Bull being just a normal dude who happens to be a soldier who both likes his job and is good at it (and plays up having an uncontrollable bloodlust for audiences as part of his cover - again, confirmed in party banter with Cole that this is an act and Bull actually dislikes having to kill people to defend himself.)
That said
It is absolutely racist that Bull got the "Right Choice or Die" treatment because it is definitely indicative of Trick's ongoing trend of making the qunari the Islamic-coded 'other' race that absolutely must be bad bad bad. (As also seen through Taash in many ways in the new game).

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the musical STARTS with hades looking back btw. āyouāre earlyā āi missed youā is hades looking back. is anybody listening. orpheus is told he canāt look back because hades knows he will because hades canāt stop himself from looking back. and thatās why the world is out of tune.
All aboard!
In the original workshop, when Orpheus looks back, after her heart-rending gasp, Eurydice would say in a small voice, "...you're early." And he would reply "I missed you."
I will never forgive them for cutting that parallel.
do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u
*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king
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I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like ⦠itās rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that donātĀ taste like rotten grapes. Why
Okay I donāt know when this post is from (I came across it stalking multiple blogs). But in case this might help, here is a brief science/wine lesson.
To start off, some facts:
-White wine is made from sweet pulp inside of the grape (minus the seeds).
-Red wine is made from both the skin and the grape (and the seeds and stemsā¦sometimes? Canāt remember).
-Tannin is the substance found in red wines, coffee, dark chocolate. Tannins are responsible for the bitter taste in those foods.
-Tannins are found in the skin of the grape, as well as the seeds and the stems. Therefore, most red wines will have tannins, versus most whites will not have tannins.
-Red wines vary in level of tannins, depending on variety of grape, climate, and fermentation process. Pinot noir tends to be very low tannin. Shiraz/Syrah, choice of poison for our beloved brunette surgeon, is very heavy on the tannins.
-Some white wines (most commonly Chardonnay) are aged in oak barrels instead of metal containers. Oak barrels have tannins, which seeps into the wine during the fermentation process. Thatās why Chardonnays tend to be ādrierā aka it has tannins.
-White wines like Sauvingnon Blancs are usually fermented in steel barrels (aka no tannins. Aka usually very fruity and light and sweet).
Your ability to taste tannins is genetic.
There is a genetic marker determining whether your taste cells are sensitive to tannins.
Basically two people can drink the exact same wine and have wildly different reactions because: 1. Person A canāt taste tannins, so they taste the actual wine flavor. 2. Person B can taste tannins, and that tends to overpower ALL the other flavors in the wine. Basically all they taste is tannins and none of the wine.
I am super tannin sensitive, so if I drink a wine like Cabernet Sauvignon (very tannin heavy, aka āvery dryā, it tastes like bitter ethanol alcohol to me, whereas my best friend canāt taste tannins so the same wine is maybe a little bitter but they can actually taste the grape and different flavors. To her, a wine like Sauv Blanc is too sweet, tastes like sugar water. But to me it tastes good.
So unless itās the taste of the alcohol or all wines you hate, chances are you might hate the taste of red wine, especially the heavier red wines, because taste the tannin overpowers everything else. And all you taste is bitter bitter ethanol bitter more ethanol.Ā
More tannin info: -Tannins bind to fat.
-This is why tannin heavy wines are recommended with fatty foods (Shiraz and steak). Whenever you eat food with high fat content, the fat builds up on your tongue. A sip of red wine will bind with the fat on your tongue and clear it away. Thatās why the sip of wine between bites of fat heavy foods is considered a palate cleanser.
-By that logic, this is why white wines are recommended with low fat foods, like fish. Salmon is fattier than most fish, which is why Chardonnay (tannin heavy white wine) or Pinot Noir (low tannin red wine) is recommended with salmon.
-People who are sensitive to tannins can drink tannin heavy red wines with fatty food and generally the wine wonāt taste gross. The fat on your tongue (from that steak) will bind with the tannin and neutralize the tannin taste. Aka the only time I ever drink Cabernet Sauvignon or Shiraz is with a steak or heavy, creamy pasta. Aka never bc I donāt often eat either.
-The reason dairy helps coffee taste better is because the fat in milk/creams binds with the tannins in coffee and neutralizes the bitter taste. This is why people who canāt taste tannins can generally drink coffee black without milk (sugar is a different story). Itās also why almond milk in coffee is the worst idea (almond milk is already bitter and has no fat).
More wine facts: -90% of the āaromasā of wine are marketing BS
-You know the labels that say like ācherry with a hint of blackberry?ā Thereās no real way to infuse cherry or blackberry into grape wine without screwing with the fermentation process. Itās all created by the wine marketing industry to sell you win. Sometimes if you smell cherry before you drink the wine, you might taste it in the wine (because majority of flavor comes from smell). Or if you think there is cherry flavor in the wine, your brain can trick your taste buds into tasting it.
-The only true flavors found in real grape wine are grapes (obviously), oak/earthy flavor (the barrels), vanilla (barrels, oak sticks), tannins. (There are a few others but canāt remember. I think maybe cinnamon?).
-Peopleās perception of wine often affect how good it tastes to them. Social psychology studies show that people will rate the exact same wine differently if theyāre told the wines are different in price. (They rated the more expensive wine as tastier).
tl;dr Whether you can taste tannins is genetic. Exact same wines taste different for different people depending on your genetic makeup. If youāre sensitive to tannins, red wines wonāt taste like anything other than bitter alcohol. Genetics/tannins are why people generally have preferences for red or whites.
this is extremely informative and i have learned a thing about myself, which is that i CLEARLY inherited the tannin-tasting genes from my teatotaling mother and not from my dad who subsists entirely on espresso and cabernet sauvignon.
I suddenly understand why my goddad can drink black coffee and those wretched tasting dry wines and think they taste good.
Black tea also has tannins, so if you - like me - need to drink it with cream and donāt brew it nearly as long as tea aficionados say in scandalized tones you ought to, because otherwise itās too bitter, you uh. might be sensitive to tannins.
I think that dark roast coffee has more tannins than light roast; I know for certain it requires a good deal more cream/milk to balance out the bitter/burnt taste.
I feel like the Iron Bull quest Demands of the Qun isn't as powerful as it could be.
I wish there were more variables in dialogue/quests with Bull so that he would make that decision on his own. In the quest, the Inquisitor tells him to save the chargers or sacrifice them.
Later, in dialogue with Solas, he says "You are a man who made a choice... Possibly the first of your life."
But it still feels like he does it because he's given permission, because he's told to. I just want Bull to make the choice on his own. To take the action for himself and separate himself from the restraints of the Qun -- which is following orders blindly.
I understand it's just game mechanics blah blah but I would have loved it if there was more you had to do to build up Iron Bull for him to make this choice than to just pick what order to give him.
I feel this way about a lot of the Inquisition companions.
Cullenās addiction gets handled in a really similar way, where you basically tell him to get addicted to lyrium or tell him to get sober and he just does it, regardless of your relationship with him or previous interactions.
Bull is particularly egregious though, and it feels like his whole storyline is underdeveloped, which sucks because he is such a fun character. The first time I played Inquisition I thought that I had missed a quest because Demands of the Qun doesnāt really have consequences if you donāt play Trespasser.
Say what you will about Baldurās Gateās companions, but having the likelihood of them listening to you based on your relationship with them does add necessary stakes to their quest lines.
TLDR Inquisition really misses the mark when it comes to giving its companions agency and its companion quests consequences
tbf the Bull choice is explicitly about his needing an authority figure to tell him that making a different choice is okay.
All of his conversations, if you're paying attention, lead to his understanding of choice being "You need to do what your boss tells you, otherwise you lose everything." Heck, even his romance is about power and control dynamics.
Having someone who has power over him telling him that he should do what he wants to do makes him able to do what he wants to do.
Remember, at that point his perception of himself is that he must do what the qun says no matter what because if he doesn't, he kills people (Seheron + his re-education post Seheron). He's terrified of madness and links making choices that go against the qun as the first step down a madness path. He literally can't take that step unless he's ordered to.
You're giving him an order to follow in that moment. You're using his own conditioning to give him the ability to do what he wants.
Bull is so conditioned to follow orders that the only way he can start making his own choices is by following an order to.
So I finished the PHM book on the train home today and I see you "Grace is Stratt's dead wife" people but consider:
Grace doesn't realise that he's flirting with Lokken at any point while he is flirting with Lokken
Stratt gets tangibly annoyed when Lokken and Grace are having their science tete-a-tete, in which Grace compliments Lokken
And despite 'having a bad relationship' with Lokken, Grace still compliments her at several points in the book and respects her intelligence. Their 'bad relationship' amounts to disagreeing on science. They actually get along quite well on page.
They look to each other when disaster strikes, Stratt is in the room and sees this.
Ryland on-page mentions that he doesn't know why he and Lokken look to each other. He puts it down to scientific solidarity.
Grace's longest (and only mentioned) relationship was 8 months and ended badly. He mentions this not in the context of missing a relationship, but being overwhelmed by how much stuff Rocky is moving into his ship.
He is uncomfortable talking about sex with his friends.
He is more than willing to never have sex ever again and doesn't miss it at any point. He doesn't even mention it unless it's in the context of explaining how human reproduction works to Rocky.
Stratt calls Grace a coward and directly references his lack of relationships as a point of his cowardice
SO CONSIDER:
Stratt frustratingly allo for our boy Grace who simply does not notice because he's ace as fuck and that turning into resentment, frustration and spite
Thought about this more:
Stratt being arrested immediately per what she predicts will happen after launch
Stratt having twenty-eight years of prison time to stew over the fact that she let her resentment and bitterness get the better of her when there was a second option candidate but she made Grace go on the Hail Mary
The information finally coming back on the Beatles and Stratt realising that not only was this man that she had a petty vendetta against the only survivor of the forward trip he:
Met a sapient alien
learned that alien's language
discovered an entirely new branch of noble gas science
Solved the astrophage (that he named!) problem with a predator amoeba (that he named taumoeba)
knows exactly what she did to him
Chose not to return to Earth despite being able to.
Like none of the above was spite, either, but to a person like Stratt that would read as a hell of a grudge. A middle finger from fourteen light years away.
Imagine the person who you believe rightfully hates you the most of anyone in the universe and who you sent to another planet because of the appearance of scorned affection becomes the literal person who saves the world.
IMO that's so much more delicious than just "dead wife" because oh my god the karmic retribution made only more potent by the fact that Grace simply just does not give a fuck about Stratt by the end of the book and doesn't even know she had a thing for him. She's chewing on the bars of her prison cell about it and he doesn't even think about her

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So I finished the PHM book on the train home today and I see you "Grace is Stratt's dead wife" people but consider:
Grace doesn't realise that he's flirting with Lokken at any point while he is flirting with Lokken
Stratt gets tangibly annoyed when Lokken and Grace are having their science tete-a-tete, in which Grace compliments Lokken
And despite 'having a bad relationship' with Lokken, Grace still compliments her at several points in the book and respects her intelligence. Their 'bad relationship' amounts to disagreeing on science. They actually get along quite well on page.
They look to each other when disaster strikes, Stratt is in the room and sees this.
Ryland on-page mentions that he doesn't know why he and Lokken look to each other. He puts it down to scientific solidarity.
Grace's longest (and only mentioned) relationship was 8 months and ended badly. He mentions this not in the context of missing a relationship, but being overwhelmed by how much stuff Rocky is moving into his ship.
He is uncomfortable talking about sex with his friends.
He is more than willing to never have sex ever again and doesn't miss it at any point. He doesn't even mention it unless it's in the context of explaining how human reproduction works to Rocky.
Stratt calls Grace a coward and directly references his lack of relationships as a point of his cowardice
SO CONSIDER:
Stratt frustratingly allo for our boy Grace who simply does not notice because he's ace as fuck and that turning into resentment, frustration and spite
The new students are discovering the reputation.
Me: [Name], The Amazing Digital Circus is not for kids, stop watching it.
Them: *visible confusion* (in Chinese) How did she know?
Student from last term: (in Chinese) She always knows. We don't know how.
The day these kids work out that there's a giant glass window that reflects what's on their laptop screens behind them, I'm fucked.