Chargers, horns up!

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.

if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed

I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

Oh fucking thissss

executives are so good at not understanding something’s appeal. like when their lesson from Barbie was “more toy movies” and Heated Rivalry was “more sports shows”. I shudder to think of the cheap Obsession copies that are coming

Anyone remember Round the Twist?

there was an episode where a boy and a girl get their brains sucked out and when they put them back they mess up and end up swapped. it blew my 7 year old little self's mind and is probably the first time i ever consciously thought about being a girl. i didn't fully crack my egg for another 13 years after that but i've always been able to picture that episode with perfect clarity. i was obsessed

I did not realise Round The Twist escaped Australian containment

It’s unfortunate and tragic and painful but it’s true: putting your previous draft on one monitor screen and then pulling up a blank document on your second monitor and retyping it from scratch? It genuinely makes it SO much better