we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Kaledo Art
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Anyone remember Round the Twist?
there was an episode where a boy and a girl get their brains sucked out and when they put them back they mess up and end up swapped. it blew my 7 year old little self's mind and is probably the first time i ever consciously thought about being a girl. i didn't fully crack my egg for another 13 years after that but i've always been able to picture that episode with perfect clarity. i was obsessed
I did not realise Round The Twist escaped Australian containment
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I left my coworker with literally ONE job.
Read over my report comments on our shared class and add their name to them if they agreed, or tweak and add their name to them if they disagreed. My name was already there because I had done the bulk of the work and written the comments. The due date for this (reasonably) was the last day of term, or last friday for those playing along at home. (Not American, so this is the winter holidays, a short break. Also due to the particular branch of the industry tree that I'm sitting on, I have slightly different holidays to mainstream schools)
So fast forward to today. I'm playing AC Shadows. I get a text from my boss' boss (my boss is currently in Brazil because it's the holidays)
"Just checking to see if these reports are ready to go out? Can I add [Coworker]'s name?"
Me, pausing my game to reply: "I didn't add their name because they had to check over the comments. Have they done that?"
My boss' boss: "Well, they're currently not in the country, so I'll just check and bang their name on, shall I?"
Me: "Sure, as long as you're happy with the comments."
I'm tired, y'all.
Movement nudge! Just do something!
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Not gonna lie. Everytime I see her face on my insta feed, I immediately get up and do something. She has me trained.
It’s unfortunate and tragic and painful but it’s true: putting your previous draft on one monitor screen and then pulling up a blank document on your second monitor and retyping it from scratch? It genuinely makes it SO much better
day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too
day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight
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and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.
Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.
i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?
It's McDonalds rhetoric.
We all know the story of the woman who had coffee spilt on her lap and sued McDonalds for millions, and how McDonalds turned it into "oh nooo coffee hot" when the story is more along the lines of this woman needed corrective surgery to her bits because the superheated water that hit her lap melted it.
The marketing is effectively trying to paint people with genuine concerns as conspiracy theorists so that other people will openly mock them. The ad isn't about getting you to give up your concerns.
It's about turning you into a laughing stock in the eyes of others.
I call my dog an idiot frequently but he's actually quite smart in like... the worst ways.
I've mentioned before that he tells me when the kettle has boiled because he associates it with getting a treat (I used to boil the kettle, put his lead on with a treat, and make my coffee) and how I can't leave food unattended in a place that doesn't require opposable thumbs to open because he will memorise and he will bide his time until I leave it unattended -
But his new trick
Ooooooh his new trick.
-seethes-
His new trick is to turn off my computer by pressing the button with his nose when it is walkies time.
You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead
The burning question: When she has her hands on either side of her face, right at the start, is this the moment she realized, “I’m gonna have to marry this guy” ?
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Me: Oh hey my book box arrived!
Me: Oh hey that's a really cute sticker!
Me: Oh hey that really cute sticker has a weird... book... on it.
Me: Oh hey. That's a mistake that AI would make.
Me: ...Goddamn it that just sucked all the fucking joy out of this book box.
The email I sent to them:
"Hey there!
Just a quick question - I noticed that one of the stickers in my recent book box was very clearly AI generated. This is very disappointing to find as I am a staunch believer in supporting human artists. However, I do believe that this may have been a mistake and was wondering if there was any sort of screening process on the content of the box to ensure that real human hands have produced the content that goes into book boxes?
I know it seems like a silly thing to be concerned about, but it has made me worried that the books I am reading may also have been written by AI which is something I definitely do not want to support. One of the reasons I get book box is that it introduces me to a range of smaller authors I otherwise would not encounter, and part of that is wanting to know that what I am reading has had the care and attention of a real person applied to it.
Thanks for your time and consideration - again I usually love getting my monthly box and am hoping that this is an oversight!"
In other news, it has come to my attention that people are transvestigating Pauline Hanson.
On the one hand, no-one should be subjected to that bullshit.
On the other hand - TEAR EACH OTHER APART YOU ASSHOLES
Me: Oh hey my book box arrived!
Me: Oh hey that's a really cute sticker!
Me: Oh hey that really cute sticker has a weird... book... on it.
Me: Oh hey. That's a mistake that AI would make.
Me: ...Goddamn it that just sucked all the fucking joy out of this book box.
Where are you on the kinsey scale of fiction/fic reading?
0 Exclusively read original fiction
1 Predominantly read original fiction, rarely read fanfic
2 Predominantly read original fiction, often read fanfic
3 Equally read original fiction and fanfiction
4 Predominantly read fanfic, often read original fiction
5 Predominantly read fanfic, rarely read original fiction
6 Exclusively read fanfic
x I don't read lol
I wanna talk about it / results
I'm curious too, about the drive towards one or the other. If youre a 1-2, what makes you seek out fanfic? If youre a 4-5, what makes you seek out original fiction?
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
hang on I gotta look something up.
DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation
Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story
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WHY IS IT 21 DEGREES IN WINTER WHY
I WAS PROMISED COLD
GIVE ME MY COLD WEATHER BITCH
Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place
Update! So we forgot about God
His Dark Materials - Phillip Pullman
