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For some reason people get really mad on Facebook when I point out that Africa (Egypt/Libya) is closer to Greece than England is

#Just saying: Black people make more sense in Ancient Greece than blue-eyed white people

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dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

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make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

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get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

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update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

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update: three four people

wearesorcerer

Succumb to the amulet?

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Succumb to the amulet!!!

#Most of these are great but DON'T move in with your best friend #I did that once #We are no longer friends #The friendship survived the disaster that was the shared home but it slowly bled out over the next five years #as that had irrevocably changed how we saw each other #And like we both had this headspace where “they're my friend they'll forgive me” led to violation of boundaries on both sides #Bad time for all and showed me ugly parts of myself and my (ex) friend #And it was the birth of the family in-joke “that FUCKING cat” for when someone is ignoring a firm 'no'.#Because of the amount of times my bitching about my roomie involved this phrase about a cat I told them not to get but they did anyway

"We've kept the difficulty level consistent with the original game if you're playing on normal mode"

"Except for the legendary ships lol we've made them way fucking harder and a 20 minute slog that you can lose in the boss' last 1% of health and have to start all over again"

#Seriously the original legendary ships were SO MUCH EASIER #And I wouldn't mind the upped difficulty but the HEALTH bar I should not be committing 20 minutes of my life to a SINGLE attempt #I have beaten exactly one of these fuckers so far #(I mean technically two because I did the two ship battle first)#At least give us an option to continue with preserved progress #Like I don't mind the huge HP bar if I can keep going in the last part of the battle #as opposed to having to start over

quiet-doll

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

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In the small cupboard above the stove bathroom is for bathroom things and it's small

#On an open shelf in the kitchen above the kettle #I see the meds first thing when I make my coffee #And am reminded later in the day when I make my coffee

I'm so glad that when anything of mine goes big on here it's an addition to someone else's post.

Miss me with those notifications lol

#I am forever sorry to the people at the root of those posts though #I have had an original post go viral exactly once and that was Mike Laidlaw's fault.

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Wow I forgot how much playing Black Flag just engages my time-blindness

scramratz

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

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#Context for this: He didn't actually walk away #he broke his leg in four places and got knocked out #But his first question when he woke up was “is my grandson okay?”#because before the bison charged (some teenagers had been provoking it earlier)#he and his grandson were taking videos and photos of it from a fair distance #They did not engage with the bison inappropriately #They just happened to be there when the bison was already annoyed and ready to fuck shit up

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cookingwithroxy

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

hunter-rodrigez

Like... come on man, 310 pages isn't even what I would've considered a particularly long book as a kid.

#My mother read the Hobbit to my brother and I when I was five #And I read LotR at 12 #Along with Bryce Courtney's “Power of One” which was well in advance of 500 pages #In fact Power of One was a book I read (and hear me out here) for -school-.

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#Not really a food but -water-#People get so mad that I don't like water #Also I had to turn in my millenial card for not liking avocado #And my parents keep trying to get me to like capsicum even after near 40 years of me being pretty dang firm that I don't like capsicum

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i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

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Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

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State Museum of Western Australia Boola Bardip Terracotta Warriors Exhibition?

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IRIS VAN HERPEN Couture Fall/Winter 2027 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

#Final fantasy summon-coded dress

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and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

shallow-between-stars

It's McDonalds rhetoric.

We all know the story of the woman who had coffee spilt on her lap and sued McDonalds for millions, and how McDonalds turned it into "oh nooo coffee hot" when the story is more along the lines of this woman needed corrective surgery to her bits because the superheated water that hit her lap melted it.

The marketing is effectively trying to paint people with genuine concerns as conspiracy theorists so that other people will openly mock them. The ad isn't about getting you to give up your concerns.

It's about turning you into a laughing stock in the eyes of others.

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Wait, for real?!

shallow-between-stars

For real, friend.

idalenn

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

"So Cat, how was birthday dinner with your family?"

Well, Mum decided to question my "don't police what I eat through subterfuge, please" boundary and tried to set me up as the bad guy for having an 'unreasonable' belief about her monitoring my portion size whenever we have family dinner as soon as I walked in the door, Dad got defensive and angry at me when I called her out on it and told her to quit the bullshit (though not in those words), he swore at me when I told him to quit the bullshit and that I was being respectful but refusing to be painted as a bad guy for having a boundary and I walked out before the guests had even arrived.

I got as far as putting the car in gear to go before Mum came out to talk me back in, and Dad didn't apologise when I went back in, just sulked for the rest of the evening.

So... yeah. Pretty shit, actually.

#Mum was really upset because the other day I pointed out to her that she deliberately gives me smaller portions than other people #and how I don't like it but I don't think she realises that she's doing it and I want her to stop #And she prides herself on being fair so it shook her #But she didn't need to come at me with “so are you going to yell at me about your birthday cake portion today?” before I'd even sat down #Also Dad and I do clash and always have but I've changed strategies in the last few years with him.#I don't argue anymore. I just leave. Dad is annoyed that my “I'm pissed at you” reaction these days is to leave not engage.#Arguing just makes him yell. Leaving at least gets him to stop in the moment even if it doesn't get him to change.

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Edward: Why does getting told off by this 15 year old twink feel exactly like getting told I'm a disappointment by my mother?

Edward, three quarters of the game later: Oh. That's why.

#spoilers #spoiler tag of spoilers #Problematic fave Edward Kenway #He's a pirate and I love him your honour #Second favourite blond MC called Edward #Sorry I just finished Shadows the day before this came out so my AC special interest has ENGAGED in a big way

So you want to play Black Flag, eh?

Be prepared to have "Leave her Johnny" and "Spanish Ladies" stuck in your head 24/7

#OH LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER O-OH LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER #FOR THE VOYAGE IS LONG AND THE WINDS DON'T BLOW AND IT'S TIME FOR US TO LEAVE HER

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