Vampires and Stuff AAA

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

all i’m saying is that if i was a vampire i would develop such a shameful i-am-a-burden complex over the fact that i have to live off of others blood.

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

Dracula Daily and Re: Dracula fans, tomorrow is Van Helsing day. I, for one, am very excited to meet our odd Dutch friend in audio.