I'm reaching for the heights

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

This shall never scroll up and away on my dash without a reblog.

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.

I hand-cooked a PENIS in the WORLDS LARGEST Traditional Stone Kiln  a n d   t h e n   t h i s   h a p p e n e d

Purple supremacy

this is my literal dream job. like, specifically the part where i am a cat while doing this.

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long