what a mad banquet of darkness

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

#the worst is when a kid fucking dies #and his parents try to raise awareness that your kid could fucking die #but all they get is other parents telling them their kid died because he was bad at football

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really

Just went down a whole rabbit hole on this and damn.

we're playing bean boozled but i get the "i don't want to leave you but i can't live like this anymore and it seems you can't live any other way" bean instead of toasted marshmallow

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away