The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch

nothing solidifies generational bond more than remembering discontinued candies that you can’t even be sure were real

wikihow chihuahuas

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

I will never NOT reblog

DUDE???

"I will never trust pants again!" What crime did pants commit to make them untrustworthy????

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

*cue vine voice* Oh my god, they were roommates…

Also they reason said wife divorced Cary is bc Randolph “refused to leave” their home and Cary wouldn’t kick him out.

I’d seen some of these pub stills before but not all of them, imagine middle America looking at this and thinking they were just bachelors sharing a house holy fuck

I am obligated to reblog this everytime it shows up on my dash

Confirmed bachelors, best fiends, and roommates. Yup, bros being bros.

why r there SO many film/book/tv people on here (and twitter) that are like “I want every plot point spoon fed to me like an idiot and NEVER want to engage with content rated higher than PG”

the notes on this post are god’s punishment for assuming that the average tumblr user has a crumb of reading comprehension. 

Cottagecore this, goblincore that, no one seems to realize that the ideal is hobbitcore. I wanna be hairy and fat and well fed and happy about that, with a tidy and cozy home and garden, absolutely raucous parties, and a little bit of theft and vandalism, as a treat.

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

@daggertongue >:0!!!!