remembered the password to an old email and found a futureme letter from 2016, the letter was just me saying like "here are the songs im listening to the most" and wow what a diva. i think im gonna make it a yearly tradition

i was teaching a class where we teach students how to communicate on a trip when they dont know how to speak english etc. so. todays class was restaurant themed, and i had to do a listening exercise with them, and in the video the waiter said "the calamari is my favorite" then i had to translate it to ">a< lula é meu prato preferido" bc lula in portuguese is a feminine noun, and if you say "o" lula instead, people will think youre talking about the president, lula. guess what i said in front of 5 students who are probably bolsonaro minions in an election year

randomly remembered that a "friend" of mine (christian, coquette, loves making homophobic jokes, judges everyone, this kind of person) has a tumblr. looked up her old url and she still uses it, her name in the bio and everything. first post i see, a porn blog post like a whole one shot fanfiction about bdsm and a man spitting in her mouth (2nd person pov and everything). next homophobic joke she makes in my presence i'll be picking my phone up and making it real funny