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I'm on an evil mission to turn Every Grape into a raisin. I collect grapes, and take them to my lair. I microwave them one by one. 10 minutes per grape

stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon

vampires glitter because they bioaccumulate microplastics from their prey

Calanmai, Spring Court.

question 2 my followers: what’s the most obscure piece of media you’ve ever developed a fixation with? not obscure as in “at one point had a reasonably thriving fandom that eventually faded” but something you feel you were almost entirely alone in your appreciation for

Gotta be Welcome to Hell. I miss scrolling through the fanart😭

morally gray husband xaden riorson save me

“I asked chatgpt” okay well I asked Phil Lester and he told me table cloths were invented to prevent boners

phan is real, destiel is canon, johnlock are parents, the doctor is gay and mcr are back. you have reached the end point of tumblr thank you for participating and good night

in the grocery store acting like i have money

sirius is definitely putting werewolf remus on the hear me out cake

i feel like peter would be that friend who is always on the most random side quests 😭 like they’re all blowing up the gc wondering where he is and bro’s judging a dog show 3 towns over 😭😭😭