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> INFO_ computerguy named spider. or call me whatever tbh. it doesnt matter that much to me sex jokes ahead. i hesitate to set a min. follow age. however. you should probably be somewhere in the ballpark of 16 (but whatever im not your mom). also please dont be a weirdo in my direction

viewer discretion advised im fond of calling myself zippertits. also fag. also tranny. cool? cool he/it but if you're cool you unlock the secret ones. also don't they/them me i don't like it for more information about all that click here

> MISC_ you can find my interests scattered around my blog but if its cool in general ill probably reblog it sidenote i am a selfshipper!! im also objectum. if you dont like those things you should definitely go be somewhere else instead of harassing me about it

i also see myself as nonhuman. i am an alien and i do not consider myself to be human in any meaningful way. if that is a thing that bothers you follow the instructions above

if youre a 'proshipper'/any affilliated group fuck off i dont like you guys

i tag my personal posts but not usually reblogs i dont make dnis if i dont like you ill just block you but dont be weird and/or gross in a bad way and you're probably alright in my book

> TAGS_ #musings - text tag #jpegged - image posts #watch and learn - video posts #art tag - art (duh) #sketchy business - sketches