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Did Rage Against the Machine ever find out what they were killing in the name of?

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thelastjacki

remember last year where straight men got kind for 5 minutes when superman came out? imma do that when supergirl comes out but I'm gonna have less hope and want to fly into the closest sun to scream because if I do hear I'll destroy everything around me. I will be running from my past and trying to escape whats tied to my name. I will love my dog more than the humans I know. I will take the bus. but I also will be kinda and strong and compassionate and all

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

Im led through what I can handle. Which apparently is a lot for the average bear.

Never felt more adult than sitting half-dressed on my bed for work. Cold coffee in hand, and the blare of a classical music song as I wait for my bank to pick up my call.

Bonus points: it’s gloomy outside!

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Yo so nobody told me NOT to watch Steel Magnolias, to my surprise it’s the exact same way my momma died. Is this fucking play about us?

#comedy #grief #type 1 diabetes #yo that’s me on the screen da fuk #genuinely don’t piss me off #got a good cry though ngl

Unfortunately my mercy prevails against my wrath

#comedy #grief #dark humor #funny #or like I’d be unstoppable #if I was evil

No because freshly washed hair is the enemy

#tf you mean it won’t style?#don’t piss me off I’m already running late

bearsatdafair5

The optimism feels fake, like some artificial honey dripping from my sharp teeth.

My tongue sweet but with a bitter taste if you examine it too long.

I don’t realize how much it sticks, till my fingers stick when the bear comes around.

hazynbabyblue

done with dating apps. if you look like him, come in through the window it’s always open.

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Crying over the Artemis ll again tonight over a bowl of ramen

#artemis ii #relatable #funny

Greatest thing about adulting is that I can watch Lego Batman in the shower and nobody can stop me

#batman #lego batman #dc comics #dcu #genuinely #greatest movie ever

Ngl Kristoff from Frozen is THE standard

#frozen #disney #disney men #where he at tho?!#comedy #poetry #kristoff

Not struggling anymore this week, just listened to “Go The Distance” from Hercules. I’m good now guys don’t worry

#comedy #grief #dark humor #uncharacteristically passionate #disney #nostalgia #optimism

I hate when people look sad when you talk about a dead parent. Like bro I just told you a goofy ass story, get that facial expression out of here before I slap it off tf

#dealing with grief #grief #comedy #dark humor #tw grief #don’t be weird #don’t be dumb #parental death tw #parental death mention

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so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

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