Only Divine Intervention Will Stop Me

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor

I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

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if you're in your 20s just remember that you're in your 20s and being in your 20s is like being anywhere between 20-29

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

I remember signing this bat

ohhh so that’s what that was for

this is the highest rated article on the site

this has been in my queue since 2017